Middle Fingers Up

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr, via ruinedchildhood)

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via ruinedchildhood)

olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

(via ruinedchildhood)

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

(via teddiurs4)

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

(Source: a-puckish-rogue, via teddiurs4)

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

(via ruinedchildhood)

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass, via ruinedchildhood)

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)